I have no regrets about 4am garlic noodles

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dekutree:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk. 

179,021 notes   -  1 May 2012


Holy shit I forgot about the weboughtaz00 twitter which is probably my favorite thing on the Internet

  -  1 May 2012

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My favorite lady is back from London and IM SO EXCITED

My favorite lady is back from London and IM SO EXCITED


everets:

Reblog if you think Saturn should have a couple more rings

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nothing happens if you don’t swing the bat!

nothing happens if you don’t swing the bat!


richwhitelesbian:

in this issue of cosmo “Sex: what is it. what the fuck is it.” [david caruso stares straight into the camera] lets find out

38 notes   -  1 May 2012

hotlocalsingle:

the friend i was hanging out with kept saying “wanna troll people on facebook lets troll” and thats why i called my mom to pick me up

51 notes   -  1 May 2012

have you ever heard of PRIVACY?


wow why is Naruto not on netflix anymore I really wanted to watch that ok AND IT’S ALL ABOUT ME

  -  30 April 2012

richwhitelesbian:

Something is not “weird” simply because you refuse to understand it.

478 notes   -  30 April 2012

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

290,222 notes   -  30 April 2012