“Misandry is everything wrong with this country” you type. Suddenly, a chariot of ethereal flame bursts through your wall and a floating skull informs you that you’ve broken free of the restraints of this world and have been granted the power of kings! he hands you a sheet of parchment that says “I’M A DUMBASS” written in blood.
Pumpkins are fuckin BELOW me
-Chris being elitist about his legumes
